Diet lies

It’s all a load of crap. I went to Ireland for 11 days. On the plane – beer and plane food. In Ireland a solid diet of rashers, sausages, Lucozade, Tayto cheese and onion, chocolate biscuit cake and Guinness. The nearest I got to a vegetable was the Tayto. Come home and what has happened my weight. Not a thing. Nada. Nowt.

Fast forward to Christmas. A diet of turkey, stuffing, Baileys coffee, a cheese and spinach strata, beer, wine and whiskey. I manage after this to go up a pound. After about 2 weeks of this, up 1 pound.

New Year. Ok, I’m on the heavy side so let’s be better in 2013. Weight watchers (which I stick to) and some exercise even. The first in about 2 months. What’s my weight after a week? Up 4 pounds. 4 freaking pounds.

So should I just live on Guinness, whiskey and Taytos?