The isotope decayed and the cat is dead.

Today we opened the box. Twice. Once with pee and again with a more definitive blood test. The answer was a definite no. No quantum in two states at once. The box was opened and the cat was dead.

So that was the last go for us. Now it’s on to bigger and brighter things. Life is going to move on and so are we. To a smaller house for a start. (Do you want to buy a nice 4 bed, 4 bath in South Surrey?). We can do more travelling. Spend less on medical expenses.

And have sex for fun. With humans. Not plastic cups. And not in a McDonalds.

I’ll explain that last bit some other time.

#sadface.