Of mice and cats

Nicole made me a mouse over Christmas but I left before she could give it to me. So she posted it over, with a second bonus mouse for Ursula so we wouldn’t fight over them. She forgot we had cats…

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“I am looking for a cat with six claws on it’s right paw”

 “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die.”

“You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”

“INCONCEIVABLE!”